What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?