What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!