What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.