What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.