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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.