What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr