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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.