What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.