What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!