What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.