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What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!