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What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO