Chinese Restaurant Jokes

Peaking duck!

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Use the fork, Luke.

May I have Eurasian plate?

It'll dim sum

Goo goo gai pan!

It'll Dimsum.

Coloured eggrolls!

A Pair-a-ducks.

A firequacker

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Use the fork, Luke.

It lost its porpoise.

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

The Leprenomichaun.

Can I take you out

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

It'll dim sum

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

He had his reservations.

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Love Card

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

You might also enjoy:

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

What's so lame about a duck President?

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

What did the book say to the librarian?

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?