Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

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What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.