Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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They always get called for roughing.

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A tree.

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You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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The sausages.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

What music do cats prefer?

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