Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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May I have Eurasian plate?

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What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?

Logarithms

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.