Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Msg Jokes More Msg Jokes

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum