Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
They had reservations.
He had his reservations.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
OC You make a reservation
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
Reservations.
They lost their reservations.
They were fully booked.
Mace.
Mace...
It'll dim sum
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Special branch.
His job was soda-pressing
Because it was making him moody.
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Reservation reservation reservations.
