Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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In a moooo-tel.

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Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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