Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What's your favorite joke?

Mine's Womens Rights.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.