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Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Reuse.

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South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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L'ess cargo

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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NASCAR

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

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He TANKED his campaign!

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.