How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!