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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!