How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.