How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.