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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.