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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Flipper Coin Jokes More Flipper Coin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!