How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!