How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.