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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell