Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.