Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
It's the Hemming way.
Being covered in lava.
Cover your ears with your hands
He took a day off
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
A Hobbyte
One hobbyte.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke