Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.