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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.