Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush