Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush