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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.