Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.