Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.