Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.