Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.