An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it