What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt