What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table)

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(