What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.