What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.