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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.