What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.