Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!