Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop