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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.