Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.