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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.