What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye