What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.