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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.