How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.