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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.