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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.