How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.