Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Cooking Jokes More Cooking Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.