Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.