Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Cooking Jokes More Cooking Jokes

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Oppress Jokes More Oppress Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice