Rye Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous