Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.