Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.