Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.