Violist Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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They both worry about the position of colons.

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Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek