Violist Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Sympathizer Jokes More Sympathizer Jokes

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.