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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar