What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.