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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.