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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers