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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it