What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once