What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!