What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!