What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!