What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!