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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...