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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*