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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.