How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

How do Muslims like their food served?

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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