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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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