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How do Muslims like their food served?

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How do Muslims like their food served?

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