How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Turban Outfitters!

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Just the First Order.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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Snakes and Larders!sna

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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