How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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