How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte