How do Muslims like their food served?

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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