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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.