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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.