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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).