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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.