What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.