What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.