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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).