What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal