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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.