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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).