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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.