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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.