What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer