What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.