What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.