What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."