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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men