How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)