How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.