Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.