Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.