Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....