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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....