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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.