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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.