Condition Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.