Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....