Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.