Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn