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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.