Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.