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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy