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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.