Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits