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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.