Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.