Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor