Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!