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What does a frog that can read say?

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

What does an Internet frog say?

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