3+ Funny Reddit Reddit Jokes

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Site Jokes More Site Jokes

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Reddit Reddit Jokes

What does an Internet frog say?

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