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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.