3+ Funny Reddit Reddit Jokes

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Voat Jokes More Voat Jokes

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What does an Internet frog say?

Love

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