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What does an Internet frog say?

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$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

Removed

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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Where do people with one leg work?

Ihop

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.