Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

90 Year Old Jokes More 90 Year Old Jokes

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

Depends...

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.