Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?