What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal