What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?