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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal