What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal