What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.