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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend