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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.