What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should bill Gates.