Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon