How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!