How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.