Feed it laxatives.
In snowbanks.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Evaporated milk.
Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!
So they can speak more fluently
He was relieved of doodie.
Coink! Coink!
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
