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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!