How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.