How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank