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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.