What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.