What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.