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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.