What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.