What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."