Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..