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Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.