Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!