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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.