Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

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Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

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When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?