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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.