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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter