What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!