What has 90 balls and screws old women?

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO