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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2