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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!